I Am The Face Painter – A Gooners Confession

Dear Nude Town USA,

I have a confession to make. I am a gooner. A genuine gooner who thinks about stroking my cock 24/7. I’m obsessed with the thought of masturbating. Just thinking of my hard cock, lubed up with coconut oil watching porn is just pure bliss. And it’s not just my cock that is oiled up. My balls, my ass, my chest, all of me is oiled up. It just feels so good–denying my orgasm just so I can continue to goon. All day, all hours, I’m in my room, in my robes watching porn, stroking my cock. I just can’t help it.

And no, I don’t have a particular type of porn, I like it all. Straight porn, gay porn, transexual porn, large people, small people all of it. I consume it all. It isn’t about the content but the sensation. The sensation I feel when stroking my hard cock, feeling myself build up to an orgasm, only to deny myself. “Not yet.”, I tell myself. “You’re not cumming yet, you haven’t arrived.” Breathing heavily, I stop stroking, allow myself to calm down and start to stroke it all over again, leading to the buildup. When I do let myself bust a nut, cum flies out of my cock, landing on my chest and going so far as to land on my face. That’s right folks… I have been gooning for so long I can now give myself a facial.

I haven’t always been a gooner. I have had girlfriends and friends with benefits. I like having sex with men and women. They have always been impressed with my cock and the amount of cum I shoot out–it’s a very impressive amount honestly. Whether I’m filling up a mouth, pussy or asshole, those partners always comment on the amount of cum and the force with which it’s shot out. One time, I was having sex with a woman and she could tell I was ready to cum because moaning she let me know, “I just felt your dick get hard, please cum on my face.” I did as I was told, and not realizing how forcefully cum shot was, I accidently injured her eye. It was a minor injury and completely accidental, but even days later when I spoke to her, she complained about her eye.

Back to my goon state. I said I like sex with men and women, but gooning is much easier and less messy in some ways. As I get older, I’m also more comfortable with what I know and I can be lazy keeping up with relationships. Not a great trait, I know, but it works for me and I have accepted my goon fate.

I was talking about gooning on a few different internet chat rooms and sharing some pictures and again, people were impressed with the amount of cum and how I could give myself a facial. They even suggested that I start an Onlyfans or start camming these cum shots. So I did. I started a cam room. At first I was shy and wouldn’t show my face. I would pump and pump for hours on cam and the money was decent, but I couldn’t quit my day job. Over time, I would loosen up and really begin to enjoy myself. I opened up and started showing my face and my ability to give the “self facial” and boy did my room get busy after that! The tips were coming in, people were following and it was at this moment I began to realize what I must do, I needed to go deeper.

Horny Amateurs on CamI bought a vibrating booty plug. The first time I used it, I was so filled with pleasure, it felt so good that I almost came early. Thankfully, I was able to hold it together to fulfill the show my fans had now come to expect with even more precision: That self facial. The excitement was definitely building with fans leaving comments about how hard my cock was, my ability to goon for hours and the ability to shoot so much cum that far. I had been doing my cam show for quite some time now and most of the messages were variations on these things I had already been told; however, one message stood out. It was from a fan who wanted to know if they could send me a picture of themselves and if I would lay it over my face when performing my self facial. I thought about it. Seemed like a novel idea. A virtual facial. Could this niche become popular? How could I do this and get away with it? Was it legal, ethical? But you know what? At the end of the day, a gooner is always going to goon and I told the fan to send me the picture, I’ll print it out and if he is in my room and tips me 1,000 tokens, I’ll do it.

So I printed the photo out and had it by me when I was doing my next cam show. Sure enough, the fan came into my room and I heard the ca-ching of the 1,000 token tip. All right, time to nut up. I grabbed some tape, cut some slits for breathing and slapped the picture of the fan on my face. I then started to pump and pump, working my cock, my booty plug vibrating my entire ass as I gooned for the fans. The tips just flooded my room and I kept pumping, my free hand rubbing and slapping my balls and soon enough I felt the sensation…. the nut was coming. As the orgasm built, along with my anticipation, I pumped and stroked faster and faster until suddenly the cum came flying out of my cock, rope after rope of hot cum, and landed promptly on the fan’s picture.

The room went wild, so many messages, so many tips. I was spent and barely there, stars flying inside my head. When my wits finally came back, I was lying there, naked, cock still stiff, cum all over the picture, my chest and cock. I looked at my token balance and holy shit was that number large. I then announced to my room that there was a new feature–I’ll plaster my cum on a printed picture placed on my face, on cam for 1000 tokens! The requests began flying in. I was cumming on pictures of politicians, celebrities, movie stars, music stars, ex’s, bosses and anyone you could think of. For the right price, I would paint their picture with my hot, gooey cum.

I realized in that moment, I had transformed. No longer a gooner. I had ascended and there was no going back. No turning around. Life was in front of me and I was in the driver seat. I had become The Face Painter!